Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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