I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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