last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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