HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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