Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so let's talk penis.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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