Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Sext me about skeletons
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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