If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Even my vagina gasped.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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