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look no pants
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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