whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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