The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I touched a dick in church today
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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