Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize