Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Green mimosas i think yes
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
