: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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