All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize