atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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