I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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