I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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