I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You coming home soon, man?
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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