my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she looked like the before picture.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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