Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
pray to the hookup gods
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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