Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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