thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There r osticjed everywhere
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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