On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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