You work out of a Hotel?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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