Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
third nipple confirmed
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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