problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Couch. On fire.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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