How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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