What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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