That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Im part way to drunk.
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