Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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