The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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