By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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