oh god the rape fog is back!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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