who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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