she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
two words...techno handjob
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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