at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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