Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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