But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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