You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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