some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
last night I used snow as a chaser
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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