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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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