I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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