There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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