never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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