just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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