i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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