well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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