after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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