My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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