"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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