I will die if light touches me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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