we're blogging at a bar
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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