just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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