Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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