what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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