belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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