What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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